The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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