On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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