More tranny stories later!
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
im about as happy as oj after his trial
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think my moral compass just broke
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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