Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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