She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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