Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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