...so i touched it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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