I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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