You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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