david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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