There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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