What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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