But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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