3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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