can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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