My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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