Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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