My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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