I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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