Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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