My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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