My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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