ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Small penises have feelings too.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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