i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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