If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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