Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You were trust falling into bushes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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