All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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