it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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