And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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