i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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