you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
This is my life. Enjoy the view
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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