Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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