i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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