she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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