he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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