DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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