Pants 0. Shit 1.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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