Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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