Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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