party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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