never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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