I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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