I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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