Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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