hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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