PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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