When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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