He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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