now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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