Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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