i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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