You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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