Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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