Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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