Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
