i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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