it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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